A cynical
young doctor takes a shortcut through the West
Virginian woods and gets into an accident with a
couple of hippie college students. They soon
find themselves being butchered by three inbred
redneck cannibals. Ouch.
"Wrong Turn" is cheesy and rather boring. It
isn't scary, nor is it shockingly violent. It's
just a poor horror film in almost every respect.
It lacks almost any originality; it literally
steals scenes from "Deliverance," "Texas
Chainsaw Massacre" and "Jeepers Creepers." You
know it's bad when the characters start
referencing the movies the film they are in is
ripping off.
Aside from makeup wiz Stan Winston's grotesque
makeup designs, there aren't many positive
things I can say here. The acting is bad, the
characterization worse, and director Rob Schmidt
needs to learn that there is a difference
between suspense and having something jump into
frame and have a sudden noise explode in the
speakers.
I must also mention what concerned me the most:
Once you combine the number of missing people
shown in newspaper headlines during the credits
with the massive amount of "souvenirs" the
killers have taken from their victims, these
guys seem to have killed hundreds upon hundreds
of people...um, why hasn't anyone looked into
this? I shouldn't be picky, but this is a GAPING
plot hole.
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Written by Jacob Hall
TC Candler's Comment
n/a
Richard
Propes' Comment
I am
starting to wonder if TC is right...maybe I
really am the thoughtful, honest and caring
critic here. Why is my rating so much higher? Oh
yeah, I remember why. I love cheesy flicks, and
this film is a cheesy rip-off of some really
cool horror flicks (as Jacob notes in his
review). Among the genre I like to call "silly
fluff," this film is remarkably tolerable.