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OCEAN'S THIRTEEN

"Cool... Cooler... Coolest..."
Directed by Steven Soderbergh - Written by Brian Koppelman
Starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Don Cheadle
Distributed by Warner Bros - 2007 - 116m - Rated PG13

TC Candler's Review

B

 
Essentially, this is a contest to see who can be the coolest, suavest, smoothest, most sophisticated and classiest dude on the planet.  Most average Joes wouldn't qualify to waft in the cool air that emanates from betwixt Clooney's butt cheeks.  We can only hope to catch a whiff of Brad Pitt's body odor.  We dream of being rejected by the girls that Matt Damon rejects.  We are simply not worthy of their magnificence.
 
And yet, somehow, these 'Kings of Cool' manage to appear charming and amiable, both in and out of this film, allowing us to think of them as 'one of us'.  They translate as fun guys, having a good time, and inviting us to join the party.  Who are we to say no?

The familiar gang of thieves reunites in Vegas for one last gig.  Reuben (Elliot Gould) is in dire need of help.  Hospitalized and broke after a run in with the back-stabbing billionaire, Willie Bank (Al Pacino), Danny and his eclectic cast of characters decide that they are going to crash the grand opening gala of Vegas' latest luxury casino.

Each plays their part in a truly wacky and utterly ludicrous scheme to manipulate every miniscule aspect of the opening.  Slots will be rigged to pay out jackpots.  Craps tables will be loaded with weighted dice.  Card shufflers will be pre-programmed.  Quality and award inspectors will be plagued with disastrous mishaps.  Nothing will escape the control of Ocean's Eleven... no, twelve... no, thirteen.  Whatever!  I don't know how many of them there are.

The film floats along, light-heartedly poking fun at itself and the genre as a whole.  It is tremendously energetic and briskly paced.  The performances are are delivered with tongues firmly in cheeks.  The production values are clearly out of this world.  It is the very definition of entertainment.  I am not sure that it amounts to anything more than a 2-hour diversion -- then again, it never really tries to be anything more than that.

It succeeds on the simplest level.  It is fun.  End of discussion.  I enjoyed seeing Clooney play a hyper cool version of himself.  I laughed at the detached and effortless cool of Brad Pitt.  I chuckled at Matt Damon's geeky coolness.  I marveled at the hideousness of Don Cheadle's attempted English accent.  I never tire of Pacino's evil streak.  And the rest of the cast each gets a moment or two in the spotlight, none of which fail to deliver.  "Ocean's Thirteen" isn't quite as good as the original -- but a little better than the sequel.  It is exactly what you'll expect it to be.

 
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