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"Hayden Christensen
is the King of Choosing
Bad Scripts..." |
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Directed by Irwin
Winkler - Written by
Mark Andrus
Starring Kevin Kline,
Hayden Christensen,
Kristin Scott Thomas,
Jena Malone
Distributed by New Line -
2001 - 125mins - Rated R |

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TC Candler's Review
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D |
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Pathetic Screenplay...
This
film is aimed directly at the American Beauty
crowd... but it fails to connect nearly as well
as that 1999 classic. What AB did so
effortlessly and supremely well, this film tries
to force upon us with sentimental and
manipulative scenes. Being profound is a great
deal easier once you stop trying to be profound.
Hayden Christensen is embarrassingly bad in his
role as an extremely unlikable punk-ass, gay
teenager who hates his family and hates his life
and performs homosexual acts for drugs and
money. It is impossible to feel the sympathy,
that this screenplay asks of us, for his
character. He even steals his father's cancer
medicine and we are supposed to root for him to
right his ship. The kid should be locked up and
given a daily beating by a drill sergeant... not
treated like a lost puppy by his hapless
parents. A semi-decent actor may have been able
to craft something worthwhile out of the part,
but Christensen is as wooden and laughable as
any teen actor in recent years. This was the
worst performance of the year!
Kevin Kline, Kristin Scott Thomas & Jena Malone
all do relatively good jobs considering the weak
material they had to work with. This film was
potentially deep and powerful, and it is a shame
to see it dumbed-down with such a simplistic
script.
This is more like an after school special TV
movie. There is nothing here other than cheap
sentimentality, thin unsympathetic characters
and cheesy dialogue.
©
Written by TC Candler
Richard
Propes' Comment
Cheap
sentimentality? Thin, unsympathetic characters?
Cheesy dialogue? Are you describing "Titanic" or
"Life as a House?" I'm confused. :) Of course,
your sentiments could explain perfectly why I
rated them both a B-, because that sums up my
feelings about "Titanic." Seriously, though, I
do agree that this film is a massively missed
opportunity and a tremendous disappointment. I
love Kevin Kline, and I keep waiting for him to
choose a decent script. It's still not
happening.
Jacob
Hall's Comment
n/a


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