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K-19: THE WIDOWMAKER

"Look At Our Big Red Phallus!"
Directed by Kathryn Bigelow - Written by Christopher Kyle
Starring Harrison Ford, Liam Neeson
Distributed by Paramount - 2002 - 138mins - Rated PG13

TC Candler's Review

D+

The Hunt for Das Crimson Tide

The submarine movie has carved a genre of its own and I am one of its biggest fans. I loved 'Das Boot', 'The Hunt for Red October', and 'Crimson Tide'. As a result I was geared up and excited to watch K19. Just hours after having watched it, sitting here at my computer, I still can't overcome how disappointing the film was. If ever a film could be considered a rip-off or a host of clichés, it's this one. Every single scene has been copied from the classic submariner movies above, or one of a dozen other disaster flicks.

K19 plays more like Victorian melodrama or a trashy beach novel. Overacting and standard familiar dialog prevent us from feeling any of the desired tension or emotion. I understand that some scenes are seemingly obligatory on submarine films... the 'crush depth scene', the 'fire drill scene', the 'addressing of the troops scene', 'the cheering as they overcome disaster scene' and on and on and on... you know them all! But K19 just churns them out as if they are obligatory and not because they are necessary. The first hour of the film is manufactured tension... none of it is actually important, relevant or even the least bit tense.

The only time this film feels like it is on an original and meaningful track is during the radiation sequence, as the men bravely put themselves in harms way. That was the only time I forgot that I was watching a movie!!!

It's as if Kathryn Bigelow, the director, has taken all the standard parts from all the forerunners of the genre, tacked on an incredibly forgettable score, added some melodrama, and employed a generic and clichéd script that you could write in your head before you ever rip your ticket stub.

Those who are inexperienced movie goers, especially those who have never seen the classic submarine movies, may be impressed by this film. But if you have had the pleasure of those classics, you will be thoroughly depressed by this recent addition to the genre.

© Written by TC Candler

How We Rated This Film

TC Candler -

D+
Richard Propes - C-
Jacob Hall -    

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