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"This Dude is So
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Directed by Guillermo
del Toro - Written by
Guillermo del Toro, Mike
Mignola
Starring Guillermo del
Toro, Ron Perlman, Angus
MacInnes
Distributed by Columbia -
2004 - 132mins - Rated
PG13 |

There were
several things that worried me about "Hellboy"
before I went to see it:
1. With most of it's projects, Revolution
Studios continues to redefine the word "crap."
2. It's based on a cult-favorite comic book that
I had never read before.
3. The trailer looked very corny and rather
dumb.
After viewing it, though, I can say this: it is
corny, but it's never over the top and
embarrassing. You don't have to be familiar with
the comic to "get it." And, surprisingly, it
does not redefine the word "crap."
The movie's plot is actually strong and
interesting: in 1944, Hitler, desperate to win
World War II starts a project that involves an
advisor of his to open a portal into Hell and
summon demons to help him crush the world. Just
as the portal is opened, allied soldiers attack,
killing the Nazis and closing the portal. After
a sweep of the area, they discover that
something has, indeed, gotten through the
portal: a red, vicious baby demon. The soldiers
plan to shot it, but paranormal advisor
Professor Bruttenholm wants it alive. He offers
it candy, and the little creature immediately
warms up to him. The American soldiers name him
"Hellboy."
60 years later, Hellboy (Ron Perlman) works for
the FBI in a secret division that combats
paranormal creatures around the globe. Despite
his age, Hellboy still has the mentality of a
young man. He eats a lot, watches lots of TV,
doesn't care for working, and is constantly
making wisecracks. He's even grounded by his
Bruttenholm (John Hurt), who became his adoptive
father after his capture. Soon, Hellboy and the
rest of the team have to face the same evil that
tried to destroy the world 60 years ago.
My favorite thing about "Hellboy" is the cast of
characters. You will not find better heroes and
villains in many films. Hellboy is 6 foot 5,
bright red, has a right arm made of stone, and
he has a tail. Despite being a "freak," Hellboy
wants to fit in. He even cut off his horns and
sands them regularly to keep them from growing
back. While on the surface, the character is a
wisecracking superhero with amazing strength and
a huge gun, he's actually far more complex. He
only wants to be human, to be a person. The
underlying themes of the movie include
acceptance and the true meaning of humanity.
He's not just another hero, he's a "monster" who
loves and feels, resents his origins, and fights
for a cause he believes in. No one other than
Ron Perlman could have played this role. Encased
in mountains of make-up, Perlman really becomes
Hellboy. Certain touches he adds to the
character, certain quirks, makes it all the more
wonderful. I've loved Perlman for years, and I
hope this will break new ground for him and let
him continue to take bigger roles. And to think
Revolution Studios wanted Vin Diesel for the
role (Writer Director Guillermo Del Toro
threatened to quit if they cast him).
The other heroes include Abe Sapien, a fish-man
with psychic powers, Liz Sherman (Selma Blair) a
woman who can conjure fire from nowhere, and
John Myers (Jeffrey Tambor), an agent hired as
Hellboy's babysitter, a normal guy caught up in
a strange situation.
The villains are also very creative. The leader
is Rasputin, who, according to your history
book, was a Russian advisor in the early 1900s
who claimed to have special powers. He was
murdered brutally. Hmmm...now he's back. Then
there's a nasty beast with title of "Hound of
Hell" that comes back to life as two creatures
whenever it is killed. The best villain, a
fellow named Kronen. Dressed in black, and
always wearing a gas mask, he's a masochistic
self torturer who has mummified himself to live
forever and is a Nazi assassin (yes, you read
that properly).
With characters like that, who needs a story?
That's almost the case with "Hellboy." The story
is great, but the storytelling is pretty thin. I
can't help but wonder if that is the point.
Director Del Toro, a self-described comic book
geek, makes the movie play like a comic rather
than a film. This may sound strange, but it's
extremely effective. In comics, visuals tell a
story. Same here. Striking imagery and sets tell
"Hellboy's" story. The characters interact with
these environments, and a story is made.
The same goes for the visual effects. Working on
a budget small than most films of this type, Del
Toro, rather than create what seems like
"real-life" monsters, creates fantasy monsters.
Monsters that would only appear in a comic book,
not a movie. The action follows suit. It's fast,
crazy, and will often pause for a funny
wisecrack by Hellboy. There is a lot of great
action in the film, but it really comes alive
during the dramatic scenes.
As written above, Hellboy only wants to fit in.
He's in love with Liz Sherman, but is afraid
that she can never love him back because of his
looks. The best scenes in the film involve
Hellboy and her, or him thinking about her.
Another great scene involves a conversation
between Hellboy and a little kid on the roof of
a building. It's a funny and somewhat touching
moment.
At this time, I'll give kudos to the make-up
department. When Oscar season rolls around, I
expect these people to have shiny gold statues
in their hands. Perlman is encased from head to
toe in make-up, but it doesn't look fake or
cheesy. You can still see him act through it. It
never hides his features, but just presents them
in a different way. The same goes for fish man
Abe Sapien, also in full body make-up.
If you haven't guessed by now, this is a very
positive review. "Hellboy" is highly
recommended. It has soul, unlike "The Hulk." It
has the same humanity of "Spider-Man." It has
the action of "X-Men." Most important of all, it
establishes itself as a character to be reckoned
with.
©
Written by Jacob Hall
TC Candler's Comment
Supremely
forgettable.
Richard
Propes' Comment
n/a


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