Fake
Preacher" was begging for me to like it...or at
least something about it. I love movies about
preachers...I love independent films...I love
LOW, LOW budget films...I tend to like
African-American films...I wanted to enjoy "Fake
Preacher."
I didn't.
Not at all. Zip. Zero.
In fact, the only mildly entertaining aspect to
this film was the fact that the star (or "Fake
Preacher") actually bears an amazing resemblance
to my ex employer, himself a con artist who was
a smooth talking African American with good
looks, attitude and a willingness to lie, cheat
in the name of "good works."
Other than that amusing fact, we have director
Juney Smith's 13th film (low budget arena), and
no signs of artistic growth at all. I tend to be
fairly merciful when it comes to low budget
films, but there's a point where mercy is
pointless. Giving this film a C-, or even a D,
would be assigning it a certain degree of
artistic value. It has none.
The "story" (written by Smith), is about a
Harlem con man who is acting as a televangelist
(truly the worst scenes in the film...how we are
supposed to believe that anyone would give money
to anyone who "acted" so horridly as a man of
God is beyond me) when God calls him to start
his own church. In reality, he and his
money-grubbing wife are using their
parishioners, keeping most of the cash until he
makes the mistake of sleeping with two
parishioners, one who becomes obsessed.
Everything about this film is horrid...from the
stilted dialogue to the awful camera work to
performances that simply fail beyond words. I'd
love to tell you who actually plays the
preacher, but I didn't sit through the credits
and IMDB doesn't do anything beyond list the
cast (no characters). Suffice it to say everyone
in the cast is horrid, and the only cast member
with even a bit of history is Vida Guerra, a
hottie with no evidence of acting talent.
"Fake Preacher" makes films like "Leap of Faith"
look utterly brilliant. I like "Leap of Faith,"
but it's definitely not brilliant.
I've heard repeatedly about the incredible
selection of Netflix. There's such a thing as
"too much." The mere fact that they include this
film in their selection is evidence they may be
working with too much of a cash base...this is
frivolous spending! Sadly, this was my last film
from Netflix...thanks for the memories!
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Written by Richard Propes
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