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BRAINDEAD

"Braindead or Dead Alive... Either Way It's Gory."
Directed by Peter Jackson - Written by Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh
Starring Timothy Balme, Diana Penalver, Elizabeth Moody, Ian Watkin
Distributed by Universal - 1992 - 104 mins - Rated R

Jacob Hall's Review

B+

Zombies and monkeys and gore...oh my!

Peter Jackson will always be remembered as the Oscar-winning director of "Lord of the Rings." Whether the masses will ever know of his career before those films is uncertain, but if they do, he will certainly be looked on in a different light.

With that said, "Dead Alive" (for that is the American version while "Braindead" is the New Zealand version, and I will refer to it as such for the rest of this critique), is the most disgusting, most twisted, sickest, and overall strangest film I have ever seen. It has zombies, decapitations, slap stick comedy, kung-fu fighting priests ("I kick ass for the Lord!"), scheming relatives, stop-motion animated monkeys, intestines with a life of their own, romance, superstition, great music, and so much more. It crosses the line at the end (and I mean the very end), but up to that point, it's gruesome fun.

The story centers around Lionel (Timothy Balme), a nice guy who strikes me as a cross between Norman Bates and Ash from "Evil Dead." He live with his controlling and vicious mother, who forces him to do her bidding and won't let him pursue a blossoming romance with Paquita, a nice girl who works at the grocery. One day, on a trip to the zoo, Lionel's mother is bitten by the mysterious Spider Monkey from Skull Island (a nice little King Kong reference there). At first she is then sick, then her wound starts to squirt pink goo, then she tries to eat everyone. Yep, she has turned into a zombie. The film then follows Lionel as he desperately tries to keep her under control...and what happens when more and more people are infected.

The reason "Dead Alive" isn't morbidly bad is quite simply because of the tone. If this had been made as a serious film, this would be an "F" review. But since the film is so cartoonish, so over the top, it's impossible to take it seriously.

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After all, how can one take a man strapping a lawnmower to his chest and running into a crowd of zombies seriously?

Yep a lawnmower. It's a famous about scene, and it's truly bizarre, but strangely funny. No one, though, talks about the final zombie showdown of the film, where Lionel fights his mother. This scene steps over the line. It's a disgusting scene in every imaginable aspect, and even with the spoiler warning, I won't talk about it because I want to forget that scene as soon as possible.




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"Dead Alive" is a worthy watch for horror fans, as well as dark comedy fans. If you can stomach it, then go for it. If you have something against gore for the sake of comedy, skip it.

If you plan to see this based solely off of "Lord of the Rings," you're in for a shock.

© Written by Jacob Hall

How We Rated This Film

TC Candler -

   
Richard Propes - B
Jacob Hall - B+

TC Candler's Comment

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Richard Propes' Comment

Is it just a little odd that this is one of my favorite Peter Jackson films? Ah, remember the days before he got CGI obsessed and bogged down with all that extra cash he could spend on a film. This is real, old-fashioned horror filmmaking. It's horrifying, gory and fun. It's everything Peter Jackson no longer is.


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