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"Big, Slow, Boring,
Talkative, Lying,
Inconsiderate Fish" |
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Directed by Tim Burton -
Written by Daniel
Wallace, John August
Starring Ewan MacGregor,
Albert Finney & Billy
Crudup
Distributed by Columbia
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2003 - 125m - Rated PG13 |

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TC Candler's
Review
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C- |
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More
style over substance from Tim Burton...
This is a polarizing film. Half of the critics
really liked it and the other half were
thoroughly bored by it. The general public
warmed to the film a little more than the
professionals, but it still didn't blow up the
box office with huge numbers. The public's word
of mouth couldn't propel it past the $100
million mark. It has the quirkiness of an
independent feature, but the budget, cast and
look of a blockbuster. It seems like a film
tailored for Academy members and yet it only
garnered one Oscar nomination in a minor
category. Tim Burton's 'Big Fish' is a bizarre
and surreal journey into the exaggerations and
slanted half-truths of a very strange man. I
think your opinion of that strange man will
likely determine which group you agree with...
the enchanted bunch or the underwhelmed bunch.
I was shocked to find myself underwhelmed by
this film. I was really looking forward to it. I
am generally considered to be a a romantic and
an idealist. Both of those traits seem a perfect
match for a film like this one. However, I think
that 'Big Fish' is the most disappointing film
of 2003 (tied with the horrendous 'Matrix'
conclusion). By no means is this the worst film
of the year, but when compared with my
expectations it pales spectacularly.
As I've said, your enjoyment of this movie
relies heavily on your like or dislike of the
main character, Edward Bloom (played by
MacGregor as a young man & Finney as an elderly
one). I found him to be a babbling windbag with
no sense of genuine human contact or
communication. He has alienated his now grown
son (Crudup) by repeatedly telling tall tales
and corny exaggerations of semi-true stories. It
seems to be his only form of conversation. He is
like that irritating friend who interrupts what
you have to say every two minutes to tell you a
story that has nothing to do with the current
proceedings. He is a man incapable of listening
to anyone else. He is obsessed with himself and
has no fucking clue that everyone else is tired
of his crap. The only one who seems to tolerate
him is his doe-eyed wife (Lange), a woman of
stunningly little depth or substance. She just
sits and smiles as her blow-hard husband rambles
on about the same old stories. His chatter
borders on torture. Luckily for me, Edward Bloom
is on his death-bed... however it takes 125
minutes for him to squeeze in a few more
yawn-fests before he kicks the bucket.
Does the film look fantastic? Of course it
does... it is a Tim Burton film and his flare is
quite pronounced. But this film merely seems
like an exercise of his capabilities. There is
no real substance or weight here. I didn't care
about anyone in this film... although I did pity
the son for having to put up with his father for
all those years. I found myself drumming my
fingers twenty minutes into the running time and
the boredom never let up. Quirkiness does not
automatically qualify a film to be interesting.
'Big Fish' is a shining example of that. I was
not magically enchanted by this film. It is
intended to be a feel-good film, but left me
feeling bored, depressed and underwhelmed.
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Other critics in agreement
with this film's utter mediocrity...
Chicago Sun-Times / Roger Ebert:
Albert Finney, who can be the most concise of
actors, can also, when required, play a tireless
blowhard, and in "Big Fish," his character
repeats the same stories so relentlessly you
expect the eyeballs of his listeners to roll up
into their foreheads and be replaced by tic-tac-toe
diagrams, like in the funnies. -- When Burton
gives himself the guidance and anchor of a
story, he can be quite remarkable ("Ed Wood,"
"The Nightmare Before Christmas," "Sleepy
Hollow"). When he doesn't, we admire his visual
imagination and skillful techniques, but isn't
this doodling of a very high order, while he
waits for a purpose to reveal itself?.
New York Times / A.O. Scott:
The most curious thing about this
magical-realist fable...is how thin and soft it
is, how unpersuasive and ultimately forgettable
even its most strenuous inventions turn out to
be.
San Francisco Chronicle / Mick LaSalle:
A long-winded indulgence in tear-and-a-smile
whimsy, elevated above the merely irritating and
saccharine by compelling art direction.
Washington Post / Desson Thomson:
A disappointingly dull thud of a fantasy.
Washington Post / Stephen Hunter:
Big Fish stinks from the head.
Village Voice / J. Hoberman:
An abundance of dull exposition building up to
the son's attempt to cap his father's whoppers
climaxes with a tedious flurry of Fellini-esque
endings and Spielbergian fillips. The magic
doesn't work twice -- or even once.
Time / Richard Corliss:
The film fairly groans from all the narrative
gamesmanship and lavish romantic gestures...The
unbewitched viewer may groan as well.
The Hollywood Reporter / Kirk Honeycutt:
A misfire. The film that wants to be lighter
than air instead crashes to earth with the
swiftness of a concrete parachute.
Variety / Todd McCarthy:
The imaginatively illustrated but precariously
precious film offers up a string of minor
pleasures but never becomes more than moderately
amusing or involving.
Salon.com / Stephanie Zacharek:
It's nicely made, well shot, and reasonably well
acted, yet it's enough to filet the life force
right out of you. We need stories in order to
dream, and to live. But that doesn't mean we
have to buy every crappy one that comes down the
pike.
The New Yorker / Anthony Lane:
What is most disappointing about Big Fish is the
nervousness of its fantasizing--a strange
unwillingness, new in Burton's work, to trust
the wit of the audience.
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©
Written by TC Candler
Richard
Propes' Comment
I am a Tim
Burton fan, and I'd consider this one of his
finest. The film features an outstanding
performance by Ewan McGregor, who I am slowly
becoming a fan of due to recent films. The film
also features solid performances by Billy Crudup
and Albert Finney, and the usual Burton flair
for visuals. Other fine supporting performances
are turned in by Alison Lohman, Jessica Lange,
Helena Bonham Carter, Robert Guillaume, Loudon
Wainwright and the always wonderful Steve
Buscemi. This film features the wonderful Burton
touch for characterization, which is a wonderful
balance to the visuals. I wouldn't call this a
perfect film, but a welcome return to the Burton
I know and love.
Jacob
Hall's Comment
The
acting alone makes the movie, but Tim Burton
covers the warm, tasty cake with scrumptious
frosting. The film is visually beautiful. The
atmosphere in the "real" world is nothing
special, but in the stories everything comes to
life. From shadowy forests, to circuses, to
fields, to Korea, the film is a marvel to look
at. The special effects get the job done, but
aren't flashy like "Lord of the Rings." They're
simple, and somewhat magical.
In short, do yourself a favor and see this
movie. It is one of the best examples of
storytelling in a long time. The ending teared
me up, and I assure it will do the same to you.


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