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"Katie's Cuter than
a Man in Black
Spandex... That's Why!" |
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Directed by Christopher
Nolan - Written by
Christopher Nolan, Bob
Kane
Starring Christian Bale,
Katie Holmes, Morgan
Freeman, Michael Caine
Distributed by Warner
Brothers - 2005 - 141m - Rated PG13 |

Hey,
wait a minute... I don't like silly, childish
superhero movies... do I?
I hated "Daredevil".
I didn't like either "Spider-Man".
The "X-Men" movies were mediocre.
I can't say that I remember the "Superman"
movies fondly.
The 1989 "Batman" was dull.
I hated all the "Batman" sequels.
"Catwoman" was abysmal.
In fact, by my definition, a superhero movie
usually equates to a moronic, silly and childish
piece of crap designed specifically to make tons
of money with merchandising and Burger King
tie-ins.
I hate them. I hate them. I hate them.
In fact, I resent the genre for angling the
entire medium of film toward a younger
demographic. Every major release in this day and
age seems to appeal at least somewhat to kids in
order to capture the massive dollar amount that
they generate. I say... "Fuck the kids"! This is
an adult world. They can have it later. That's
why I almost always appreciate a film that
ignores the 13-25 year-old demographic and
delivers a literate and intellectual story about
adults and for adults.
Okay, that rant is over for now...
In fact, the only superhero film I even remotely
liked was "The Hulk". Not surprisingly, it was
the one superhero film that didn't do too well
with the younger demographic. It was arguably
the least financially succesful superhero film
in the last 20 years. (Not counting the joke
that was "Catwoman").
So, I finally arrive at "Batman Begins", a film
I presumed would follow the trend of silliness
evident in all the other movies of this ilk.
I actually liked it?????? What the hell??????
With movies like this, so popular and so
familiar, I usually dispense with the plot
summary. So I will delve right into the
opinions...
I loved the look of this film. It maintained the
slightly somber feel that accompanies the Batman
saga, but it wasn't afraid to venture into
daylight from time to time. Heck the first third
of the film takes place in the snowy mountains
of somewhere or another... I wasn't paying
attention.
My biggest gripe with comic book films is the
lunacy of the plots. I usually cannot suspend my
disbelief at all. However, "Batman Begins" had
me from the get -go. I was buying the story...
it didn't seem ridiculous to me. SHOCKING!!!
Another thing that surprised me was that the
villains weren't absolutely ludicrous. Comic
book villains are usually so dumb and
over-the-top that I lose all sense of belief.
Here, they are relatively subdued... I liked
that a lot.
The only problem I had with the film was the
insanely stupid 'Batman Voice' that Bale chose
to use. What the hell was that all about? Very
silly indeed!
The acting was rather impressive all around...
Especially from the supporting cast. Only Katie
Holmes left me wanting for more. She was rather
dull. I liked the turns by Morgan Freeman,
Michael Caine and Gary Oldman... they brought
some added weight to the film. Liam Neeson and
Cillian Murphy were both solid as the bad guys.
And apart from Bale's silly voice, he was a very
good Batman... his face carries the emotional
weight of the character and doesn't let the
character venture too far into camp territory.
I will say this though... Superhero movies by
their very nature are not capable of a grade in
the A-range. It would have to be tremendous just
to merit a B+ from me. The silliness of a man
bouncing around in a spandex suit with pointy
ears just will not allow me to go any higher.
But "Batman Begins" was about as good as I could
have imagined from a film in this genre. I
teetered between a B and a B+... but because of
the pleasant surprise, I am going to reward it
with a B+. "Batman Begins" is the best in it's
genre because it isn't too silly It isn't too
campy. It isn't too childish. It doesn't take
itself too seriously. It strikes the right
balance. It is geared to a slightly older
audience than your typical popcorn flick. I had
a really good time with this one!
©
Written by TC Candler
Richard
Propes' Comment
I didn't hate
this film. On the contrary, it's an enjoyable
little flick. I will admit that, initially, my
expectations were getting the best of me. This
is, after all, a Christopher Nolan film. My beef
is not with Christian Bale...I rather enjoyed
the lad (except for that simply awful vocal
choice. I have a hard time believing that at no
point in the process of shooting this film did
someone say to him "Stop it, Christian. That
sucks."). My biggest beef is with everything
that supports Bale in this process...I tend to
enjoy our little preggers Katie, but she's
almost hysterically awful here. The choreography
of the fight scenes is dreadful, and Michael
Caine is only minimally effective. What worked
for me? I loved the absence of CGI, loved Liam
Neeson, and mostly enjoyed Bale's performance.
Overall, I respect the effort and enjoyed the
film just enough to consider it an ever so
slightly above average superhero action flick.
Nothing more.
Jacob
Hall's Comment
What truly makes
“Batman Begins” excel beyond other comic films
is one thing: an almost total lack of CGI. Yes,
the Batmobile (redesigned into a truly awesome
humvee type vehicle) was built and can truly do
what it is doing in the film. That is a real
explosion; it wasn’t created in a computer. This
adds to the film’s reality: no CGI actors
punching each other, no flashy flips and twists.
As good as CGI can be, it is still obviously
CGI. Nolan has made a bold decision to limit his
CGI to the bare minimum and it has paid off in
spades.
I’d like to take this moment to say that the
batsuit no longer has nipple and sculpted abs
and that Batman can now crouch and turn his head
in the new suit.
The reason why even the most jaded filmgoers
should see “Batman Begins” is simple. The film
is rich and deep. It’s complex and intelligent.
It’s thrilling and not gaudy. It’s a beautiful
film that is exciting, thought-provoking and
directed toward a mature audience. It’s
refreshing to see a film that doesn’t go from
action sequence to action sequence with only
filler in between. The action here only exists
because the characters choose to do it, not
because it is the point of the movie.


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