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10 BEST
PIRATE MOVIES
EVER, MATEY! |
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"How Could I
Possibly NOT Put Her In
My Top 10?" |
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A Scene from "Pirates of
the Caribbean: Curse of
the Black Pearl" |

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A Richard Propes Column
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July 5, 2006 |
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There's something about them we just can't resist...the pirate movie has
captivated Hollywood for years. Yet, more often than not pirate movies
have served to humiliate even the best of Hollywood directors. Roman
Polanski, Steven Spielberg and Renny Harlin are three highly acclaimed
directors whose pirate movies have been humiliating disasters. With
Captain Jack back in theatres this Friday, I am pleased to name the "10
Best Pirate Movies Ever, Matey!" |
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- 10: "The Pirate": Directed by Vincente Minnelli, this
pirate themed musical stars Gene Kelly and Judy Garland. This film
practically defines the "Pirate Musical" and blows away such efforts
as "Pirates of Penzance." This technicolor film features lavish sets
and the music of Cole Porter. Believable? Not hardly, but constantly
entertaining and deserving of its "Top 10" status.
- 9: "Morgan the Pirate": This 1961 Italian film may very
well feature the best performance by Steve Reeves. The film feels
tremendously authentic, and Reeves is tremendously convincing
throughout.
- 8: "Treasure Island": Perhaps one of the most oft-repeated
of the pirate-themed film, landing at the #8 spot is the 1990 version.
This made-for-TV film stars Charlton Heston, Christian Bale, Pete
Postlethwaite and Oliver Reed. It features music by The Chieftains,
and is noted for its more realistic portrayal of pirates. Adding to
the authenticity is the fact that the ship used in the film is the
same ship used in the 1962 film "Mutiny on the Bounty."
- 7: "Pirates of the Great Salt Lake": This 2006 film is,
perhaps, the most unusual of the films I list here in its
non-traditional presentation of pirates. This is, however, with the
exception of the significantly higher budgeted Depp flicks, one of the
most successful films in blending pirates and comedy. Currently on the
film festival circuit, this Kirby Heyborne led film is sweet, offbeat
and yet infinitely watchable.
- 6: "Old Ironsides": This 1926 silent film starred Wallace
Beery and features a cameo by Boris Karloff. The film tells the story
of an American fighting ship confronting Barbary pirates in the
Mediterranean.
- 5: "The Black Pirate": Another silent film, this 1926 film
stars Douglas Fairbanks, Sr. The swordplay in this film is phenomenal,
and even the supporting characters are mesmerizing.
- 4: "The Sea Hawk": This is the first of the Errol Flynn
films to show up on our list. This 1940 film features fantastic ship
scenes and your usual heroic Flynn scenes. It's not his best film, but
it's certainly one of the best pirate movies.
- 3: "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl": I
suppose it was inevitable that this film would end up somewhere in the
Top 10! Many, many of you will argue and, well, so be it.
Oscar-nominated Depp is simply magnificent as Captain Jack, and this
film is fun, captivating, well produced, exciting and, well, did I
mention fun? Much like "Pirates of the Great Salt Lake," this film has
its flaws and yet it captivates and magnificently captures the spirit
that so many recent pirate films have failed to create.
- 2: "The Crimson Pirate": Burt Lancaster has a field day in
this swashbuckling spoof of pirate films. While an obvious
light-hearted film, Lancaster clearly embraces the role and his
performance never becomes a caricature. The sets are marvelous, the
color mixed perfectly and the film's direction stellar. Ever so
slightly, "The Crimson Pirate" is #2 in my "Top 10 Pirate Movies of
All-Time, Matey!"
- 1: "Captain Blood": From the direction by Michael Curtiz to
Casey Robinson's script (based on a Rafael Sabitini novel) to Errol
Flynn's career-making performance, "Captain Blood" has everything you
could ever want in a pirate movie. It is exciting, awesome, fun,
daring, action packed and so so so much more! This 1935 film has never
been outdone in the field of pirate movies, and one has to wonder if
it ever will.
So, there you have it! The "Top 10 Pirate Movies of All-Time, Matey."
Agree? Disagree? Think I'm an idiot for including Depp here? Write me
with your own lists and/or suggestions...who knows? I may even include
them in a future column. Will "Dead Man's Chest" make the list? Write me
next week and let me know what you think! |
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