• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
• Dirty Love
• Son of the Mask
• The Dukes of Hazzard
• House of Wax

Will Win: Son of the Mask    Should Win: Dirty Love

Worst Actress

• Jenny McCarthy, Dirty Love
• Jessica Alba, Fantastic Four and Into the Blue
• Hilary Duff, Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and Perfect Man
• Jennifer Lopez, Monster-in-Law
• Tara Reid, Alone in the Dark

Will Win & Should Win: Tara Reid, Alone in the Dark

Worst Actor

• Jamie Kennedy, Son of the Mask
• Tom Cruise, War of the Worlds
• Rob Schneider, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
• The Rock, Doom
• Will Ferrell, Bewitched & Kicking and Screaming

Will Win: Rob Schneider      Should Win: Jamie Kennedy

Worst Supporting Actress

• Carmen Electra, Dirty Love
• Katie Holmes, Batman Begins
• Jessica Simpson, The Dukes of Hazzard
• Ashlee Simpson, Undiscovered
• Paris Hilton, House of Wax

Will Win: Jessica Simpson   Should Win: Carmen Electra

Worst Supporting Actor

• Bob Hoskins, Son of the Mask
• Alan Cumming, Son of the Mask
• Eugene Levy, Cheaper by the Dozen 2 & The Man
• Burt Reynolds, Dukes of Hazzard & The Longest Yard
• Hayden Christensen, Star Wars III

Will Win & Should Win: Hayden Christensen

Worst Director

• John Asher, Dirty Love
• Uwe Boll, Alone in the Dark
• Jay Chandrasekhar, The Dukes of Hazzard
• Nora Ephron, Bewitched
• Lawrence Gutterman, Son of the Mask

Will Win: Uwe Boll     Should Win: John Asher

Worst Screenplay

• Dirty Love
• Bewitched
• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
• The Dukes of Hazzard
• Son of the Mask

Will Win: Deuce Bigalow   Should Win: Dirty Love

Worst Screen Couple

• Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman
• Jenny McCarthy & anyone dumb enough to date or befriend her
• Rob Schneider & his diapers
• Jamie Kennedy & anybody stuck sharing the screen with him
• Jessica Simpson & her daisy dukes

Will Win: Rob Schneider & his diapers Should Win: Jenny McCarthy & anyone dumb enough to date or befriend her!

Worst Remake or Sequel

• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
• The Dukes of Hazzard
• Bewitched
• House of Wax
• Son of the Mask

Will Win: Deuce Bigalow    Should Win: Son of the Mask

Most Tiresome Tabloid Target

• Tom Cruise & his anti-psychiatry rant
• Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah's Couch, etc.
• Paris Hilton & Whoever
• Mr. & Mrs. Britney, their baby & their camcorder
• The Simpsons: Jessica, Ashlee & Nick

Will Win & Should Win: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, et al.